Non-bags
Here's some other stuff in my barfbag collection that I can't
quite bring myself to throw away.

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airfrancesetres01 |
Before a stopover on a long-haul flight, the Air France
cabin crew use these signs to mark the seats of continuing passengers.
Problem is, the text and graphics are the wrong way up. Walk back into the plane
after the stopover, and you see these signs stuck into the backs of seats,
all upside down. |

airzermatt01 |
That's an upside-down map of Wallis on one side, and an upside-down
helicopter on the other. This bag advertises both a postcard manufacturer
and a Swiss helicopter firm. It's a bit too flimsy to be realistically
used as a barfbag. If you feel ill during an Air Zermatt flight, open the
door and lean out. Thanks to Janusz Tichoniuk. (2003) |
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alitaliabox01 |
No
problem with my Swiss Army penknife on the flight to Rome from Frankfurt
in September 2001. But on the way back, the scanning machine at Rome
airport detected it in my cabin bag. I had to go all the way back to the
check-in counter, where the clerk made this little white cardboard
suitcase, popped the knife inside, festooned it with stickers, and checked
it as luggage.
On arrival at Frankfurt, I had to wait for the white
suitcase to appear on the carrousel, so missed my train. The only reason I
carried my penknife was for its toothpick. From now on, I’ll rely on the
free one that comes with the airline meal.
Unless I decide to start collecting little white
cardboard suitcases too. (2001) |

drukaircutlery01 |
The Bhutanese carrier normally palms you off with a Thai
bag. This cutlery bag is the closest you get to an own-brand bag.
You'll be lucky to avoid spillage if you use it though -- its only 7.8 cm
wide. Thanks to Piet van der Poel. (2001) |

eurostar01 |
There's nothing wrong with your browser: there is no bag in the space on
the left.
Eurostar passengers in Brussels train station check in just like at an airport,
have their luggage scanned for bombs and booze, undergo a body search, and go through
passport control. The train seats are airline-style: there's an in-flight magazine, and
even a pocket in the back of the seat in front of you. The train hurtles through Belgium
and France at near-take-off speeds, then zooms into the Channel Tunnel. It actually slows
down as it emerges from the tunnel in Kent. But there are no stewardesses or trolley
service, and not a barfbag to be seen. Maybe the stewardesses took them all?
After forcing passengers to undergo its check-in indignities and then making
them sit facing backwards and hungry as the train dawdles past row upon dreary row of
yellow-brick semi-detached houses in Surbiton and Orpington, Eurostar might at least
provide a decent barfbag. Perhaps a few hurling passengers might induce a change in
corporate policy? (1999) |

garudarstricted01 |
German airport security will confiscate your penknife if you forget to
put it into your baggage. Not so Indonesian. Garuda's ground staff pop
your lethal weapon into this envelope, write your name on the label, and
give it back to you when you reach your destination. You get to keep the
envelope as a souvenir. How's that for service? (2002)
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ghanablanket01 |
"Property of Ghana Airways", announces this transparent bag. What a shame
it isn't really a barfbag -- it contained a blanket. Hamish Goldie-Scot
sent it to me because "it could double up in extremis as a reserve
barf bag. The blanket itself (the property referred to) was, of course,
left on the plane."
Just in case you think the bag should also go back to Accra, I've
negotiated with Ghana Airways to keep it on permanent lease.
Thanks, Hamish. (2000) |


quick02 |
I was tempted to pass this mini-bag off as a cost-saving barfbag on the
cut-price Scandinavian carrier. But Homer Goetz says it's just a snackbag.
Same build as the barfbag in the main Gallery, just shorter. Could this be a
new trend?
This scan shows the base; the reverse has the word Snack on it, just like
the barfbag equivalent. Confusing, or what?
Thanks to Homer Goetz (2005) |

 zantac01 |
Not a barfbag, but it has the same goal: reducing the downtime needed
for cleaning the aircraft. Zantac 75 is a medicine that provides "relief from dyspepsia
and heartburn for up to 12 hours", and "helps put you in
control". In both English and Arabic. Thanks to Ted Griffiths.
(1999) |