Doggy bags
It's not just humans who make a mess of the
environment. Dogs do too -- and it's up to humans to clear up the do-do. This
page features not barf bags, but dog-shit bags.

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100% compostable bag. "This is what
you do", it says on the reverse, showing you how to lift your dog's
do-do off the pavement, insert it in the bag, and dispose of the
whole lot in just six easy steps and five languages.
That's 30 instructions for how to clean dogshit off the ground.
Ah, the delights of baggery... (2003) |
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A dogshit bag from Down Under -- the Melbourne Cricket
Ground, to be precise. Use it to scoop up wombat droppings and kangaroo
turds too. As well as to throw up into if the Aussies force the English
team to follow on again.
Thanks to Annabelle Mundy. (2002) |
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For Scotch Terriers only. The diagrams show this breed produces
perfectly spherical excreta.
The manufacturer of this bag, GTSM Magglingen/Zürich, has
representatives that cover the all German-speaking pooches: near Giessen
in Germany, in Luxemburg and in Vienna. This bag came from Stuttgart.
Thanks to Alan Howlett. (2003)
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One of several Czech dogbags on this site. Prague must
be one of the cleanest cities in Europe...
Thanks to Petr
Manda. (2003) |

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"La proprete c'est l'affaire de tous!"
So you should take a Canipropre bag with you to collect dogpoop - even
if you don't have a dog?
Thanks to Frédéric
Courtay. (2003) |
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Vevære til dyr.. Hundeejer: Vis hensyn!
Hope you got that. In case you don't speak Danish, there
are little pictures of dogs and their doings to help you figure it out.
Thanks to -- sorry, I've forgotten. |

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The high-tech answer for concerned dog-lovers. This
design, provided by the City of Anchorage for its extensive trail system,
features a rectangular loop of sturdy wire holding the bag. Hold the
cardboard handle (note the knock-out handhole!) and scoop your pet's poop
into the bag. Then just press down, and the wire frame neatly telescopes
into the handle, sealing the bag at the same time. The design is patented,
of course.
Thanks to Bruce Kelly. (2002) |
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"Thanks for Cleaning Up After your Dog", it
says in an uncoordinated mixture of upper and lowercase. A nice touch is
the picture of a Doberman guarding a fire hydrant.
Thanks to Steve
Silberberg. (2002) |

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Cleans it up quick as a wink!, this bag claims. It's certainly big
enough: 34 x 34.5 cm.
On the reverse are detailed instructions on how to install a bag on your
"unit" (whatever that is). Plus, a warning to keep the bag away from babies
and not to use in cribs, beds, carriages or play pens. Probably safer to
leave the dogshit in such places rather than clean it out with this bag.
Thanks to Steve Silberberg. (2004) |

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A doggy bag from Germany. With pictures showing you exactly how to
dispose of do-do without dirtying your digits. There's a convenient hole at the
top too, so you can hang your full bag up while you wash the
pavement.
(2001) |
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Ihre Umwelt dankt Ihnen, says this bag (Your environment thanks
you). So will your neighbours if you clear up their dogshit too. The bag
itself is recyclable but not compostable. From www.dogstation.de
From somewhere in Hesse, in Germany. (2003) |
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Slight variation on the Dog Station bag above.
Thanks to Mark Brace. (2004) |


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Comes with a handy cardboard scoop so you don't have to
muddy your mitts with muttshit.
Thanks to Petr
Manda. (2003) |
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The Chinese solution for dogpoop (the bag was made
there). Features illustrations of eligible breeds. The little pink and
grey dog kennels double as arrows pointing to the open end of the bag --
so you know which end to shovel the shit into.
Thanks to Bruce Kelly. (2002) |
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A generic dogshit bag? How low is it possible for a collector to
stoop? Pretty low: right down to ground level in order to bring you the full
variation of the bags used to pick up dogshit around the globe.
This nameless black number comes from a park in Kingston, UK.
Thanks to Mark Brace. (2004) |
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Evidently not from Henry VIII's Hampton Court Palace itself, but from
quite close by.
Thanks to Mark Brace. (2004) |
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The pooch in the picture has left behind two steaming
turds. From Städtereinigung Nord (North City Cleaners).
Thanks to Matthias Koch.
(2003) |
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"Don't give a dog a bad name..." says Jasper,
the cartoon pooch on this bag, "use one of my Poop-Scoops..."
This brown, 100% bio-degradable, paper bag features two sturdy cardboard
scrapers glued to the opening, so you can scoop up that do-do without
feeling its consistency through flimsy plastic (unlike the low-tech
Teutonic versions above and below). Little diagrams show you how. There's
even a punch-out hole to make a handle so you can carry the bag to the
nearest wastebin.
Poop-scoop is variously translated as "opruimzakje",
"Hundebeutel", "Coje cacotas", "Ramasse
crotte", and "Sacchetto igienico". The makers, QPS
Environmental of Ripon, northern England, are clearly aiming for a
Europe-wide market.
Thanks to Steve Jones. (2001) |


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No, I've no idea what the text on this Czech bag says --
though I'm fascinated by the potential connection between "elektrické
vysavače", "Pečlivě a profesionálně"
and the world of dogpoop.
This bag comes with a high-tech poop-scoop inside. This
rectangle of cardboard is scored for folding in a cunning pattern to
enable you to scoop up poop of various dimensions and consistencies
without getting your hands dirty. Pop both scoop and poop into the bag,
and you've fulfilled your civic duty to clean up after your pooch.
Of course, you can always use a broom (like the man
pictured on the bag) to sweep any stray faecal particles into the path of
pedestrians, who will duly carry the offending matter into their homes and
offices on the bottoms of their shoes. Thereby also absolving you of your
civic duty.
Thanks to Mark Brace.
(2002) |


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Same idea as the bag above, but now in white rather than
brown.
Thanks to Petr
Manda. (2003) |
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Home of the bag, not its name. Dog mess doesn't
biodegrade in the desert, so it has to be cleaned up before it gets
tracked into the casinos (as if Americans ever walked anywhere!). This
large bag features three compartments: the main one (white plastic), plus
smaller black ones on each side. Use the big one to carry your shopping;
use the others for your wallet and your dogshit.
Thanks to Bruce Kelly. (2002) |
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The only dogbag to feature a plug for a website: www.muttmitt.com.
There's a cartoon of Snowy (TinTin's dog) leaning on nothing.
The website assures us that the Mutt Mitt "is
totally degradable, decomposes with or without sunlight, is non-toxic, and
environmentally safe in landfills or incinerators. Biodegradation starts
as soon as the mitt is used. For best environmental results, compost after
use." From Wheelwright Park in Cohasset, Massachusetts. Wherever
that is.
Thanks to Steve
Silberberg. (2003) |

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The doggy bag of choice in Valdez, Alaska. Comes
complete with graphic instructions and cartoons of 10 happy Alaskans
walking their pooches.
Thanks to Bruce
Kelly. (2002) |
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Saisir la crotte avec la main protegée par
le sachet. In German too!
Thanks to Alan Howlett. (2004) |
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A Keep Australia Beautiful bag from the beach at
Margaret River, Western Australia. Full of helpful instructions:
"The no-touch solution to problems that dog you
1. Place hand inside the Poo·ch Pouch and take hold
of dog droppings
2. While holding the droppings, turn the Poo·ch
Pouch inside out
3. Place Poo·ch Pouch and contents in bin (please
close lid)
4. Leave only your "
If only the instructions on barfbags were so explicit...
Thanks to Annabelle Mundy. (2003) |
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Little pictures on this Swiss bag show you how to pick up
poochpoop without polluting your paws.
Thanks to Verena Hömcke. (2003) |
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Ever wondered why Switzerland is so
clean? Here's why: containers with these plastic bags at intervals along the street. Scoop
up your dog's do-do into the bag, and drop it in the container. Instructions in German and
French. The German for dog-shit bag is "Hundekotbeutel", and the French is
"Elimination de crottes de chien". At 32.8 x 19.6 cm, this bag is big enough for
the largest St. Bernard's poop. (1998)
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The perverse pooch on this plastic pouch has purposefully posited a poop
next to a potty instead of in it.
Thanks to Yumiko and Steffen Mathias. (2004) |
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The two dogs on this bag are walking past each other.
They must have finished sniffing each other's behinds?
Thanks to Frédéric
Courtay. (2003) |
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Doesn't show up very well, but this bag comes with
detailed instructions on how to use it. If you can't read Czech, try to
follow the pictures.
Thanks to Petr
Manda. (2003) |
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Features a mongrel admiring a fire hydrant. When this arrived, it was
perfumed -- and not with dogpoop.
Thanks to Steve Silberberg. |


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"Dĕkuji!", the dog says. Anyone any idea
what that means? One of several Czech dogbags. It comes with a handy
cardboard scoop to scrape that stubborn excrement off the pavement.
Thanks to Petr
Manda |
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"Merci de ne pas me jeter sur la voie publique..." Please
don't throw me on the public way. As if you'd pick up your dogshit in this
bag then drop it in the street...
Thanks to Frédéric
Courtay. (2003) |
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That stands for Umwelt - Hygiene - Vertrieb, or Environment,
Hygiene, Distribution. Not sure where the distribution comes into it. If
you're as curious as I am, ask www.hundetoilette.de
The top of the bag exhorts Hundebesitzer NEHMT RÜCKSICHT! (Dog
owners, TAKE CARE!)
(2003) |

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Can't wait for more?
Visit www.cyber-chien.com
to find out how the French are doing battle against les déjections
canines. |
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